Movie Bitches

Snarky reviews of Hollywood's latest and not-so-greatest movies. We see them, so you don't have to!

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Check out our review of ‘This Is Where I Leave You’ the latest family dramedy starring every celebrity with brown hair that can pass as half Jewish.

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Check out our review of The Boxtrolls, the movie that taught us about #cheese#FancyHats, #cheese, #DragQueens, #cheese and that we don’t always like the same movies!

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Yes!!

This is our favorite thing in a long time!!

Check out our review of “Lucy” the new action movie starring Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Dinosaurs, Monkeys, and Office Chairs.  Enjoy!!

http://youtu.be/PiwD-LqUhFo

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Check out our latest review of the super fun-SciFi-adventure-comedy “Guardians of the Galaxy”

 J.J. Abrams we hope you are taking notes.

http://youtu.be/rFS_kX-1Q9E

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Check out our review of Snowpiercer - the latest movie to predict how the world will end and that we will all ultimately end up killing ourselves…on a train! Enjoy!!

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Check out our review of “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” - one of the least sucky movies of the summer… we wish that was saying much!

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MovieBitches Grand Piano Review PosterCheck out our review of “Grand Piano” - the movie that taught us that texting during a piano recital may result in death!

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Our Review of Jersey Boys, Clint Eastwood’s feel bad musical of the year!

Coming Soon: Our Review of Clint Eastwood’s feel-bad Musical of the year - Jersey Boys!

"Edge of Tomorrow" Movie Review - Movie Bitches Episode 20

Here’s our review of Tom Cruise’s latest action movie that’s pretty much exactly like his past 5 action movies… “Edge of Tomorrow.” We took a look at what Cruise and Emily Blunt had to offer in this time-travel-GroundhogDay-rinse and repeat-action adventure and decided: “I liked it?” Take a look, and as always, please share and subscribe!

Coming soon: our review of Tom Cruise’s latest action adventure “Edge of Tomorrow”

Coming soon: our review of Tom Cruise’s latest action adventure “Edge of Tomorrow”

Our newest review of Blended, showcasing the continual demise of Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore’s careers.

Coming Soon: Our review of the end of Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler’s careers: “Blended”

Coming Soon: Our review of the end of Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler’s careers: “Blended”

Here’s our review of A Million Ways To Die In The West… the movie that made Wild Wild West seem as accurate as a Ken Burns Documentary.