Movie Bitches

Snarky reviews of Hollywood's latest and not-so-greatest movies. We see them, so you don't have to!

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Project Runway Under The Gunn Finale is tonight! In honor, we’re posting our “Project Smokey Eye” Super Cut! 

We couldn’t help but notice that the Garnier/L’Oreal/Laura Mercier/Mary Kay make-up room contained a lot of “smokey eyes.” So many, that we just couldn’t take it any more and had to make this super cut. How many do you think we counted up to?

Make it work designers!

Our review of “Divergent” - the teen thriller starring Shailene Woodley’s hair - is up! Check it out and share!

Our review of Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah” - the movie that made us believe in Rock Monsters is here!! Check it out, and share with friends!!

Coming soon: Our reviews of the latest (semi) box office “hits”… Noah and Divergent. Stay tuned for more!

Vamps Movie Review - Movie Bitches Ep 13

Our review of Amy Heckerling’s Vamps the movie that makes Coppola’s Dracula seem realistic and plausible.

Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6)

This makes us want to go watch Mrs. Doubtfire over and over again! We love you Sally Field!! 

Draft Day / Moneyball Trailer Mash-Up

We saw the trailer for Kevin Costner’s new sports film and we noticed a glaring similarity… are we the only ones picking up on this??

Movie Review Winter’s Tale MovieBitches Ep 12

Our Review of Winter’s Tale the story of a middle aged thief, his terminally ill girlfriend and their flying horse… plus Russell Crowe makes a cameo apperance as a snowman!

Movie Bitches Episode 11 - (The One With Bad Wine and Creepy Crawlies) Our review of Monuments Men, the movie that made us want to read rather than sit through to the end.

Our review of the suckiest Vampire movie… so far this year.  Vampire Academy lives up to its expectations.  

Biopic Lookalikes
by Trevor Schack and Avaryl Halley

Know what has gone out of vogue in the past few years? Biopics. Don’t get us wrong, they still make them, but not as frequently as they used to! And considering how many good actors and actresses look like old celebrities, they really should.


Oh, you don’t believe us? Well, take a look at these actor-biopic combinations that you would die to see. Literally, die.

1. Joseph Gordon Levitt as Alex Trebeck: I’ll Take Alex Trebeck, For $200

We all know that Joseph Gordon Levitt is a great actor, and he’d have to be in order to play a young, enigmatic Alex Trebeck. But, because Alex Trebeck is still alive and available, perhaps this should be less of a biopic and more of a time-travelling romance where young Alex Trebeck meets modern day Alex Trebeck and falls in love…

Biopic Lookalikes

by Trevor Schack and Avaryl Halley

Know what has gone out of vogue in the past few years? Biopics. Don’t get us wrong, they still make them, but not as frequently as they used to! And considering how many good actors and actresses look like old celebrities, they really should.

Oh, you don’t believe us? Well, take a look at these actor-biopic combinations that you would die to see. Literally, die.

1. Joseph Gordon Levitt as Alex Trebeck: I’ll Take Alex Trebeck, For $200

We all know that Joseph Gordon Levitt is a great actor, and he’d have to be in order to play a young, enigmatic Alex Trebeck. But, because Alex Trebeck is still alive and available, perhaps this should be less of a biopic and more of a time-travelling romance where young Alex Trebeck meets modern day Alex Trebeck and falls in love…

Biopic Lookalikes 
by Trevor Schack and Avaryl Halley
Know what has gone out of vogue in the past few years? Biopics. Don’t get us wrong, they still make them, but not as frequently as they used to! And considering how many good actors and actresses look like old celebrities, they really should.


Oh, you don’t believe us? Well, take a look at these actor-biopic combinations that you would die to see. Literally, die.

2. Sam Rockwell as Charles Manson: Helter Skelter

This one is pretty straightforward. Sam Rockwell was born to play the part of Charles Manson. We don’t mean that in a weird way. Sam Rockwell isn’t a psycho killer, but every acting job that he’s ever had just seems like it’s leading him in this direction. Right?

Biopic Lookalikes 

by Trevor Schack and Avaryl Halley

Know what has gone out of vogue in the past few years? Biopics. Don’t get us wrong, they still make them, but not as frequently as they used to! And considering how many good actors and actresses look like old celebrities, they really should.

Oh, you don’t believe us? Well, take a look at these actor-biopic combinations that you would die to see. Literally, die.

2. Sam Rockwell as Charles Manson: Helter Skelter

This one is pretty straightforward. Sam Rockwell was born to play the part of Charles Manson. We don’t mean that in a weird way. Sam Rockwell isn’t a psycho killer, but every acting job that he’s ever had just seems like it’s leading him in this direction. Right?

Biopic Lookalikes
by Trevor Schack and Avaryl Halley
Know what has gone out of vogue in the past few years? Biopics. Don’t get us wrong, they still make them, but not as frequently as they used to! And considering how many good actors and actresses look like old celebrities, they really should.


Oh, you don’t believe us? Well, take a look at these actor-biopic combinations that you would die to see. Literally, die.

3. Beth Broderick as Barbara Walters: Her View: The Barbara Walters Story

Beth Broderick is best known for her role as one of Melissa Joan Hart’s aunts on the TV show Sabrina the Teenage Witch. That is, until we realized that she’s Barbara Walters long lost twin! Well, she’s not, but they do look a lot alike. And who better to play a hard-nosed female than someone who spent 6 years on a WB-channel TV show?

Biopic Lookalikes

by Trevor Schack and Avaryl Halley

Know what has gone out of vogue in the past few years? Biopics. Don’t get us wrong, they still make them, but not as frequently as they used to! And considering how many good actors and actresses look like old celebrities, they really should.

Oh, you don’t believe us? Well, take a look at these actor-biopic combinations that you would die to see. Literally, die.

3. Beth Broderick as Barbara Walters: Her View: The Barbara Walters Story

Beth Broderick is best known for her role as one of Melissa Joan Hart’s aunts on the TV show Sabrina the Teenage Witch. That is, until we realized that she’s Barbara Walters long lost twin! Well, she’s not, but they do look a lot alike. And who better to play a hard-nosed female than someone who spent 6 years on a WB-channel TV show?

Biopic Lookalikes
by Trevor Schack and Avaryl Halley
Know what has gone out of vogue in the past few years? Biopics. Don’t get us wrong, they still make them, but not as frequently as they used to! And considering how many good actors and actresses look like old celebrities, they really should.

Oh, you don’t believe us? Well, take a look at these actor-biopic combinations that you would die to see. Literally, die


4. Kristen Wiig as Julie Andrews: Climb Every Mountain: The Julie Andrews Story
We’re not sure whether or not this would be a biopic or a satire of Julie Andrews’s life because, come on, do you actually believe that Kristen Wiig could keep a straight face for this entire movie? The answer you’re looking for is, “hell no.”

Biopic Lookalikes

by Trevor Schack and Avaryl Halley

Know what has gone out of vogue in the past few years? Biopics. Don’t get us wrong, they still make them, but not as frequently as they used to! And considering how many good actors and actresses look like old celebrities, they really should.

Oh, you don’t believe us? Well, take a look at these actor-biopic combinations that you would die to see. Literally, die

4. Kristen Wiig as Julie Andrews: Climb Every Mountain: The Julie Andrews Story

We’re not sure whether or not this would be a biopic or a satire of Julie Andrews’s life because, come on, do you actually believe that Kristen Wiig could keep a straight face for this entire movie? The answer you’re looking for is, “hell no.”